idk my bae is feelin bad so I doodled up dumb pics of Equius saying dumb inspirational and sappy shit and I feel like I badly worded some stuff but oh well.

ilu I wish I could help more.

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

deadstep:

i’ve been laughing for 8 minutes

deadstep:

i’ve been laughing for 8 minutes

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

achievement-hunter:

pharaoni:

bye

FORGET THE THOUSAND MONKEYS ON A TYPEWRITER EVENTUALLY WRITING SHAKESPEARE THIS IS THE REAL MASTERPIECE 

achievement-hunter:

pharaoni:

bye

FORGET THE THOUSAND MONKEYS ON A TYPEWRITER EVENTUALLY WRITING SHAKESPEARE THIS IS THE REAL MASTERPIECE 

(Source: salvotheslime)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

tangarang:

IM IN THE ZONE, SULLIVAN 

(Source: worthikids)

"Most me ask ‘Is she pretty?’ not ‘Is she clever?’"

haha wowooow yet this ad could probably still run today tbh

Holy crap


I was looking at those vintage ads and that Gender section is just.